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This page is a record of all humorous quotes and comebacks said by |ufa| members.

Note: Some of the quotes below may be inside jokes.

|X|hris: u suck more than a hooker on piece work
|X|hris: u suck more than an ice lolly tester
|ufa| Turtle: you suck more than a vacuum with a 12 cylinder engine


TurtleManExtreme: how do I back up my registry
SorensBlade: --;
SorensBlade: go a google search =)
TurtleManExtreme: bah
TurtleManExtreme: tell me
SorensBlade: its just a matter of opening up regedit
SorensBlade: and choosing
SorensBlade: save reg
SorensBlade: from file
SorensBlade: so if you f
SorensBlade:: up your system
TurtleManExtreme: and you couldn't tell me that
SorensBlade: you can recover it
TurtleManExtreme: why?
SorensBlade: because you suck
TurtleManExtreme: lol
TurtleManExtreme: run
TurtleManExtreme: reg edit
SorensBlade: regedit
TurtleManExtreme: brb'
SorensBlade: NO
SorensBlade: --;
TurtleManExtreme: what?
SorensBlade: just let ccleaner back it up for you
SorensBlade: something tells me to not trust you
TurtleManExtreme: lol
TurtleManExtreme: either way
TurtleManExtreme: I've got to goto my other comp
TurtleManExtreme: brb
SorensBlade: just run ccleaner
SorensBlade: let it do everything
TurtleManExtreme: too late
TurtleManExtreme: I already imported the registry from this computer
TurtleManExtreme: and now the other one won't turn on
SorensBlade: ....
SorensBlade: what?
TurtleManExtreme: thanks a lot
SorensBlade: wtf are you talking about?!
TurtleManExtreme: well
TurtleManExtreme: I saved the registry on this computer
TurtleManExtreme: then
TurtleManExtreme: I inported it
TurtleManExtreme: via wireless network
TurtleManExtreme: then I restarted
TurtleManExtreme: and it won't start anymore
SorensBlade: why would you upload the reg of another computer and override the others?!?!
SorensBlade: Are you insane?
SorensBlade: I didnt say anything about doing that.
TurtleManExtreme: because
TurtleManExtreme: this one has a good registry
TurtleManExtreme: so I figured
TurtleManExtreme: why not use it
SorensBlade: you moron
SorensBlade: the reg is like a computers social security
SorensBlade:: you cant share social security
TurtleManExtreme: ...
TurtleManExtreme: Soren
SorensBlade: nub
TurtleManExtreme:what do I do now?
SorensBlade: try booting into safemode
SorensBlade: if you cant
TurtleManExtreme: It doesn't turn on at all
SorensBlade: than you need to re-install windows
TurtleManExtreme: it just says
TurtleManExtreme:"gateway"
TurtleManExtreme: let me see
TurtleManExtreme: maybe it will turn off now
TurtleManExtreme: I can try taking out and replacing the RAM
SorensBlade: dude
SorensBlade: you f*ed your ram
TurtleManExtreme: what?
TurtleManExtreme: I just blew on it
TurtleManExtreme: it used to work on Sega Genesis
SorensBlade: iolsdgfjla/dhalk/
SorensBlade: Your pulling my chain
SorensBlade: you bastard.
TurtleManExtreme: =)


|ufa| Soren: screenshots...
|Turtz|: erm
|Turtz|: I'll take some soon
|Turtz|: Do you use
|ufa| Soren: YOU SAID THAT A MONTH AGO
|Turtz|: address books?
|ufa| Soren: not really
|Turtz|: shut up
|Turtz|: I'm playing firefox
|ufa| Soren: than send me a screenshot of that

 

 


   
     
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